1. They’re never had funny adorable faces.
2. And they’re already ferocious as kittens.
3. Ahhh! Stop this savage attack cat!
4. Plus, there’s nothing adorable about them.
5. Like, just looking at them gives you seven years bad luck.
6. Feeling very unlucky RN.
7. Black cats will ruin your formal family photos.
8. And they can’t be trusted to pull off any kind of bow tie.
9. You’ll never get a funny photo of them.
10. Or a photo of a black cat looking majestic.